Today, my dad told me I couldn't bring my bedroom fan to college... - FML

Anonymous - 25/08/2017 21:46 - United States - Binghamton

Today, my dad told me I couldn't bring my bedroom fan to college because it's white and people will think I'm racist. I'm genuinely not sure whether he's joking or not. FML

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