Kids Today, I went to pick up my daughter from her grandfather's house..... - FML

wtfdude - 27/03/2016 11:51 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I went to pick up my daughter from her grandfather's house.. He'd shaved her head. FML.

2

0

Carnival of Disasters
Dive into carnival, where hilarious costumes meet unexpected mishaps. Laughter is guaranteed, mask or no mask! …

Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Parenting Kids Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Sex Intimacy Suspicious Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

Today, I was wearing a letterman jacket that had my school name and "Okinawa Japan" on the back. A high school kid walks up to me and says, "I can't forgive you people for bombing Pearl Harbor." I'm black. FML

47 391

4 166

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex in the janitor's closet of the pet store where I work. We were really getting into it when we were rudely interrupted by dozens of salamanders crawling up our legs. I had forgotten to lock the cage before we started. FML

11 718

74 141

Today, the rearranged meeting, for which I was instructed by my boss to cancel my holiday for, got cancelled. FML

1 166

98

Today, during my sister’s baby shower, my 3 year-old daughter choked on a piece of food. My sister got upset because this apparently attracted a lot of attention from the other guests, and called my daughter an “attention whore” for “choosing today of all days to make a damn scene.” FML

796

139

Today, my wife got so drunk she kissed another guy when the ball dropped. FML

50 126

5 325

Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. FML

25 850

7 017