Today I walked into the female toilet to see a dude peeing with... - FML

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By Tamara Lawrence - 11/05/2019 19:53

Today I walked into the female toilet to see a dude peeing with the door open. I’m thinking I’m in the wrong toilet and hurry out. On second glance I notice it was the female toilet. I wait outside, when he came out he seemed to be unaware of his actions despite security telling him otherwise. FML

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