Kids Today, all four of my children are sick &My husband is at a work... - FML

Anonymous - 03/02/2016 15:51 - United States - Livingston

Today, all four of my children are sick &My husband is at a work convention. After being up for the past 12 hrs with no crap break in sight,I manage to sneak off to the toilet. A few minutes in I feel something odd, look down and realize, I didn't pull my thong off. I literally split my shit. Fml

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