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By shorty - 13/02/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was going through a growth spurt. She said "Yeah, horizontally." FML

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TOP COMMENTS

Aethren 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 4:30

she saw you get a boner?

naza517 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 23:44

u guys r assholes..... u act like being fat is a ******* crime, yeah some ppl can stand to lose weight but it's ultimately up to them, don't need assholes like u to put them down as well

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Creamysweeps 5

Monday 13 June 2011 11:18

lmfao

omgc 0

Friday 15 July 2011 12:55

brunt!

musicchick77 3

Wednesday 26 October 2011 7:03

My mom said the same thing..and laughed

jazziness 12

Saturday 5 November 2011 16:37

You're mom is hilarious!

eddyg94 11

Sunday 19 February 2012 1:12

why would you share clothes with your mother?

Wolfhaley 2

Friday 4 May 2012 1:45

LOL sorry but I giggled.

worldclassrager 39

Friday 17 January 2014 5:46

Every woman has an hourglass shape some just have more sand than others...

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