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Today, after I ran and just caught the train home after work, it took me 4 steps to realise I had driven to work that day. FML

By rachgirl6 - / Monday 22 October 2018 23:00 / Australia
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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 October 2018 16:00 / United States
World

Today, a lady on the subway sat next to me. She kept huffing and burping and was holding a plastic bag. I couldn't even finish the thought, "please don't puke on me" because she puked on me. FML

By 1DisGR8 - / Wednesday 10 October 2018 07:30 / Canada - Toronto
By Anonymous - / Tuesday 9 October 2018 03:00 /
World

Today, I flew cross-country. Since the movers with my furniture and car won't arrive for 2 weeks, I packed several bags with most of my clothes and charging cords. The airline lost them. FML

By screwedflyer - / Wednesday 3 October 2018 14:00 / Czech Republic - Prague
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By hcditfi5foygy - / Sunday 23 September 2018 13:30 /
World

Today, my landlady gave me exactly one day to move out. I'm not even in the country. FML

By Sunflare - / Friday 21 September 2018 17:30 / Netherlands - Holten
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