Today, I found out that women have another hole that they pee... - FML

By Jeff - 12/06/2019 14:00

Today, I found out that women have another hole that they pee out of. I'm 37. FML

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By makehimscrubit - 14/09/2016 03:18 - United States - Hawthorne

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML

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By Lola - 29/07/2019 06:00

Today, for the third time, I’ve had to clean a puddle of pee from the bathroom floor. I live alone, and I’m a girl. FML

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By Disgusted - 05/07/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. I also found out from her husband that she has her nipples and nether regions pierced. FML

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By biomajor99 - 22/04/2015 21:46 - United States - Middletown

Today, I had to explain to my 23-year-old female friend that when I get my hysterectomy, I will still be able to poop. FML

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Laurea Lindroos 8

Wednesday 12 June 2019 15:09

Just another proof that very few men care at all about female anatomy 🙄 it’s not someone elses fault, it’s complete lack of interest.

Ashamed_Sister 60

Wednesday 12 June 2019 14:37

...and we have a hole to poop.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 15 June 2019 6:24

Good God, just when I think my lack of faith in humanity can't decline any more... what the hell are we teaching kids? If OP is 37, that means he/she went to school in the 90s/2000s and I know my school taught sex ed then. So what's the deal?

misswilwarin96 11

Wednesday 19 June 2019 5:08

What do you mean "another hole"? Women have 3 holes down there. Are you suggesting that there's 4?

peithecelt 28

Saturday 13 March 2021 3:08

he thought there were 2, and that we peed out of our vaginas.

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