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By Anonymous - 12/03/2019 22:00

Today I met with my ex girlfriend who left me 8 months ago and then met a coworker I had a drunk one night stand with 5 months ago to try and get over my ex. They’re both pregnant. FML
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Mayaaaaaaaaa 12

Not the brightest bulb on the vanity mirror then are ya

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inappropes 31

My months of being on this God awfully moderated site have granted me the knowledge to read this.

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Mayaaaaaaaaa 12

Not the brightest bulb on the vanity mirror then are ya

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inappropes 31

My months of being on this God awfully moderated site have granted me the knowledge to read this.

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Hawks87 3

The ex's kid probably isn't yours. She likely realized you'd be a better dad than the guy she left you for.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Check the dates. You don't want to end up raising two kids that might not be yours. Look at Crabman.

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BigSissy 14

One of them was Crabman’s at least. Neither one was Earls.

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TheSminty1 17

Not true, watch the very last episode. Neither are Crabman's

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vicewinner 5

Does not mean that you are the father of any of these kids. What do you want to tell us?

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RichardPencil 30

Playah!!!! Or should I say, Child-Support Payah!!

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ryand82 11

Wear a condom, jeeze.

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abfab5300 13

Lucky kids, to be born in such stable parental relationships. The joy of accidental reproduction!

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