By InsultToInjury - 28/12/2018 04:00
Today, I had a one night stand. After her laying there without moving for ages, she impatiently asked if I'd finished. Once she got bored and told me to just finish myself off, her song playlist began playing "Never Gonna Dance Again". Very romantic. FML
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By  rickAUS  |  20

So... time to reflect on what went wrong for the next time? Either she was extremely difficult to please or your game need serious improvement. Either way I'm voting YDI for being oblivious to her lack of interest the entire time.

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By  rickAUS  |  20

So... time to reflect on what went wrong for the next time? Either she was extremely difficult to please or your game need serious improvement. Either way I'm voting YDI for being oblivious to her lack of interest the entire time.

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  PenguinPal3017  |  18

It sounds like he was all too aware that she was doing nothing.

By  ViviMage  |  38

Shouldn't be so Careless with that Whisper app!