Today, at the park my boyfriend was teaching me how to ride a... - FML

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By my daddy? - 16/11/2018 04:47

Today, at the park my boyfriend was teaching me how to ride a bike. As I ride with him running behind me hold the seat, we pass by a dad teaching his little daughter how to ride as well. I was mortified to hear when my boyfriend said to the dad "They grow up so fast, don't they?". FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Sunday 18 November 2018 22:53

Sorry OP, but there was no way he was going to miss that opportunity. That whole set up was perfect.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Sunday 18 November 2018 22:53

Sorry OP, but there was no way he was going to miss that opportunity. That whole set up was perfect.

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