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By Anonymous - 05/11/2022 18:00

Today, I drove 10 hours on a broken foot to get away, because my drunk dad decided to shove me to the ground multiple times, and now I have to get fusion surgery on my foot. I also found out he’s trying to get me arrested for burglary. FML

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Saturday 5 November 2022 18:05

Press charges and get a restraining order. Stay with other family or friends you trust.

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Saturday 5 November 2022 18:05

Press charges and get a restraining order. Stay with other family or friends you trust.

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