Work Today, while working an evening shift at Walmart, I somehow managed... - FML

- 22/02/2017 16:03 - United States

Today, while working an evening shift at Walmart, I somehow managed to hit myself in the eye with cardboard. FML.

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Today, now that my daughter is going through a phase where she can't sleep alone, I let her sleep in the room with me under the condition that she let me sleep. Message received. She took care not to wake me while placing about 30 stickers in my hair. FML

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Today, a customer asked me if I was my husband's sister. A little flabbergasted, I replied, "No, I'm his wife." He went on to say, "Ah! But surely, you're related? Cousins?" FML

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