By Anonymous - 25/08/2012 15:48 - United Kingdom - Northampton

Today, while on the bus, a small child asked me if I was having a baby, and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML
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JackeeDawn 9

There are only two kinds of real honest people in this world; small children and drunk people.

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jackassiddy 8

But isn't that where most people keep their fat? :o

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coolbrony12 3

Tell him you're fat and pretend to cry and his mom will smack him for asking. Problem solved:).

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lulusardarr 4

This should now give you motivation to start working out.

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thecovert 7

Should have just told the brat you ate the last rude brat and you're feeling a bit famished.

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eirianna 0

Had something similar happen a friends daughter pointed at my belly and asked if there was another baby in there when I said no she said it looks like it. I laughed it off I have always had a potbelly so it didn't really bother me.

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littlelotte98 3

they shouldnt have asked anyways

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Psychology_13 8

lose some weight fatty!

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bryan788 29

you should have said no I am fat from eating little ***** like you for not having manners and asking inappropriate questions

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mrsmaglietta 6

kids are real assholes sometimes

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mikomu 3

If you're healthy weight than I'm sure you look stunning and that person is an asshole. If not than try to work out more. :)

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cdelton22 3

Why are people feeling sorry for this person?!?! If he/she doesn't want people questioning her weight, then maybe he/she should eat a balanced diet and exercised daily

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Batterypost 23

Because of this moronic thing called fat acceptance.

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