By sick and lonely - 27/08/2016 03:19 - United States - Rockford

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while I had a fever from a stomach virus. I was shivering with cold sweats while she explained there was nothing wrong with our relationship, but she would regret not giving her cheating ex a second chance. FML
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Tripartita 44

(Insert generic comment about how you're somehow lucky to have gotten dumped in such a bad way because… uh… it might save you trouble later, ignoring the fact that the actual FML is getting dumped at all and finding out that you have feelings for somebody so messed up. Mention bullets if necessary.)

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edward_cooper 10

this is ****** up fr coz like shes aint even hoe. may be if you liked her you shouldnt have pulled out. lol

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edward_cooper 10

are yal retarded or just being an edgy naive? like wtf? she didnt cheated on him or is hoing, shes just being ******* dumb bitch thats it! so for anybody talking shit about her go **** yourself!

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shitstorm28 11

I hope the next girl you date is smarter. Get well soon, op.

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Justinspires 5

Well if she wants to reread the book and she knows the ending, she deserves what she gets

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rita91 5

She's an idiot, I know you didn't feel well but be glad she moved on. In the long run you would never be able to trust her or also scared she was making bad decisions. As you can tell she needs work or her decision making

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catanita 18

Once a cheater, always a cheater.

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Twisted_Angel 17

OP, trust me when I say this: someday she will realize her mistake. A cheater is always a cheater. He'll burn her again, and she'll come running back to you. Don't make the same mistake she did. Remember why she dumped you, and tell her to move on somewhere else.

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Idontevenknowwhattoput 4

Obviously she lacks any empathy, doesn't care about you like she should, and isn't the most logical or strong minded girl. Sounds like she did you a favor OP! Hopefully you'll find a girl soon who cares about you just as much as you care about her! :)

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shinikageWolf 15

In a few months we'll be hearing about how OP had to deal with his ex-girlfriend crying at their doorstep after her boyfriend cheated again.

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manuwish 9

there's no good time to break up..but she picked a practical one if OP has female friends, the poor sick dumped puppy could've raised a lot of motherly instincts :) maybe she was more egoistic though and decided it was her chance to flee while he was down and couldn't follow her or hold her back..before judging her a heartless bitch, some of the fml commenters should maybe ask themselves too how and why a cheating arse could be preferred to OP..no offence OP..it just raises questions..

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