By Deadman - 02/04/2012 13:37 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk at four in the morning. He walked into my room, screaming at me to wake up so he can kill zombies. FML
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jonn090 13

Is it me or do I smell a game of COD Nazi zombies?

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thejewishfuhrer 17

Don't forget to double tap. Oh and always wear your seatbelt.

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Gunnarr 12

So get your ass up and kill zombies. It's go time, Boss.

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john1234595 0

Well did u help him.

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AmongstTheFaces 5

I've been waiting for this day. Now I can **** up some zombies!!!

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Cad6 24

That was hardly a cutting remark; you could afford to sharpen your tongue to avoid coming off like a whet blanket. But let me axe you this: can words cut so deeply that one might blade to death?

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twifan1901 0

Anyone else think the theme today is zombies? Or is that just me?

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rach2010 0

Not if you spell them wrong. ^^

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Cad6 24

^^I intentionally spelled them wrong. I know, it's a punny thing to do, but if you read it again, you'll see why.

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rach2010 0

It still wasn't funny....

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hues99 1

Lol that's soo funny I would not have been able to stop laughing lol

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