By DOCMONROE - 30/09/2013 22:51 - United States - Marion

Today, my body-building addiction hit a whole new level when I begged my friend to sell me her breast milk. FML
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Lemurcat 12

Op, if she doesn't like the idea, don't keep pushing it on her. It doesn't matter how perfect breast milk is, friends come first. If she's uncomfortable and doesn't want to sell, lay off.

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kbearr21 7

i personally know who this is, and no he isn't a sex offender. yes it is very weird. sorry bud, but that's just so odd. and he isn't shouting; he uses caps lock on everything.

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shotgun_girl 17

Using caps lock when typing is the written version of shouting. Like so *Cough* I'M SHOUTING! DOES IT FEEL LIKE I'M SHOUTING?! BECAUSE THIS LOOKS REALLY ******* AGGRESSIVE!! *bows* Thank you ladies, gentlemen, and Mr. Caps

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truepanda 2

u sound like a meat head

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lagrimae 9

I understand that you really like building your body, but that's taking to an extreme level.

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ulissey_fml 22

" I agree , your life suckles" ...

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thatguy240 27

did you copy that from the movie PAIN&GAIN?

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princessofthedrk 13

I'm only half paying attention to the comments, but here's what I see: 1) an argument over whether or not breast milk is healthy or bad, 2) whether or not the OP is creepy or just a maniac, and 3) a curiosity of whether or not he can convince her.

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renegadedarling 15

No it's not gonna kill him but if he truly wants size he'll need steroids. No amount of breast milk and training will make you have Arnold's physique

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