Today, my 12 year old autistic son, who knows he is autistic... - FML

Zekfen - 25/07/2018 22:12

Today, my 12 year old autistic son, who knows he is autistic was getting a haircut when the stylist next to him, informed her client: “Well she has a brother who is autistic. So she is used to dealing with kids who.... can’t behave.” My son heard it all. FML.

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