Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up by inhaling a fly up my nose, and feeling it... - FML

By sneaky1324 - 18/08/2012 07:49 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I woke up by inhaling a fly up my nose, and feeling it twitching and slowly dying inside my nasal cavity. FML

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By WTFLY - 23/03/2013 08:17 - United States - Hilo

Today, a small fly flew straight up into my nose. I spent 10 minutes trying to blow/scratch/pick it out to no avail. I can still feel it moving. FML

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By baugy - 11/04/2012 02:19 - United States - Orlando

Today, while outside, a bug flew up my nose. After I told my family and friends about a faint vibrating in my upper nostril, they all convinced me I was paranoid. That was until that night when I blew my nose and there was the bug in my tissue. Its leg was still twitching. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2019 02:01

Today, my nose had been feeling weirdly uncomfortable all day. After I got home, I blew my nose really hard. I found that a bug had been resting inside my nose the entire time. FML

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By bugnose - 16/05/2011 06:26

Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML

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By Xandriajoy10 - 08/03/2016 11:56 - Australia

Today, a fly flew into my ear canal and got stuck. It was the most horrifying two minutes of my life. FML

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By laurenmichela - 12/10/2015 21:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I coughed so much I threw up, then whilst recovering from throwing up, a fly flew into my mouth and I ate it. I then promptly threw up again. FML

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Ewwww

By jamblasticus - 09/05/2009 01:07 - United States

Today, I was walking in the park when I saw an attractive girl walking nearby. I approached her to strike up a conversation when suddenly a large fly invaded my left nostril, and became lodged inside. After picking out the bloody fly pieces, I looked up to see the girl walking away, gagging. FML

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By liilii - 30/08/2014 16:40 - India - Trivandrum

Today, I woke up to the sight of a dead fly on my bedside table, being eaten by a swarm of ants. I screamed so bad that my dad said he thought my sister was being murdered in my room. FML

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By jaqlove - 02/07/2016 20:28 - United States - Clementon

Today, I woke up with a cockroach in my ear. FML

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By Shinobi_3 - 26/02/2010 17:43 - United States

Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML

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deedeee 9

Saturday 18 August 2012 15:49

Hopefully it didn't lay any eggs in there...

DocBastard 38

Saturday 18 August 2012 15:54

That's gnatsty, but snot the worst thing I've heard.

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secretllama 0

Sunday 19 August 2012 5:36

How'd it smell?

knubles 4

Sunday 19 August 2012 9:20

Jajajajaja

NightlyChecker 6

Sunday 19 August 2012 10:12

I always wondered what would happen when a fly went up there.

ShyAnn29 14

Sunday 19 August 2012 10:25

"There was an old woman who swallowed a fly, I don't know why she swallowed a fly, perhaps she'll die" This made me think of that song

AphyTheBronette 15

Sunday 19 August 2012 12:53

Oh wow I still remember the hand movements to that - runs to find little sister to bug her to play this hand/song game!- I also remember the frog one.... And I wonder why I have no friends..

zuelhater 7

Sunday 19 August 2012 13:38

Lucky You!!

hateevryone 14

Sunday 19 August 2012 14:44

Ewwww i would've panicked.

Havin 19

Sunday 19 August 2012 15:53

Poor fly

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 19 August 2012 22:08

Should ve kept a pile of shit nearby.

BIGtits98 3

Monday 20 August 2012 5:41

gross :p

andrizzel 6

Monday 20 August 2012 5:47

That's hot.

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Today, after twisting my knee playing soccer with my friends, I had to take myself to the hospital. Apparently finishing the game was more important to them. FML

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Today, I had my final economics exam, and needed to ace it, or else I would fail the entire module. After studying all day yesterday, and pulling an all-nighter today, I managed to pull it off and get a perfect score. Unfortunately, my teacher didn't believe that it was possible, and accused me of cheating. Now I may be thrown out of college. FML

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Today, I haven't had any real sleep in 4 days because I am an insomniac. My father is also an insomniac but he takes Ambien to get his rest. Me? I'm stuck staring at the ceiling for hours because he won't let me take any kind of medication, because he doesn't want me "getting addicted." FML

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Today, I was taking a taxi home after drinking too much. I started to feel sick and, not wanting to be charged the cab cleaning fee, threw up into my handbag instead. When we got to my place I then had to fish through my bag for my wallet to pay the driver. FML

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Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML

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