By sore - 21/10/2009 08:27 - Australia

Today, I was paintballing when I got shot in the stomach and winded. As I was gasping for breath on the ground, someone came up and shot me point blank in my crotch. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 293
You deserved it 6 687

Same thing different taste

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TenebrificTurtle 0

Okay, your life sounds more interesting than mine. Someone got your breathless, you swooned to the ground, and someone took a shot on your genitals--sounds like a romance novel.

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At the last two paintball tournaments Ive played, I was shot point blank in the neck and just walked it off. Quit being a whiny bitch. You deserve to get shot in the balls, you don't even deserve to have them in the first place.

For that matter, if you're actually participating in the game and not just standing there like a tard waiting for something to shoot at, your adrenaline is pumping, and the stomach is actually one of the least painful places to be shot, at a moderate distance of course. I'd actually rather be shot there than in my mask, because even with the rags you should have on hand to wipe the paint from your visor, the visibility just isn't as good as with a clean mask. The actual painful places to be shot are the neck, knuckles, base of the spine, pelvic bone, shoulder blade, and if your opponents are close enough, the back of the thigh. Shots to the chest, stomach and arms are nothing and if you can't take that minor abuse then you shouldn't be playing any sport in the first place.

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Mx_Rider 6

rofl to number 39 i do what i want shut the **** up haha

Mx_Rider 6

45 wtf is this lets type an essay shall we? fml comments are getting to long? what ever happened to short sweet and to the point?

It's kind of pathetic that you consider three small paragraphs an "essay". You're coming across as someone who's failed English a few too many times.

Maybe he was using hyperbole, which he learned by not failing English.

Fake. I paintball all the time. Getting shot in the chest won't make you winded. Plus it's against the rules to shoot someone point blank so even it if isn't fake, YDI for playing in such an unsafe manner.

tonyoffice12 0

i call bs u cant get winded from a paintball gun unless ur starvin marvin ur pathetic how weak!!!

ahaha I laughed my ass off reading this. I can just picture it. Someone getting winded and hitting the ground. Then whoever your playing with, walking up to you, takes a look around, shoots you in the crotch, and runs away laughing. This is how I picture this FML.

lmfao i pictured it all slowmotiony. likee he gets shot all dramatically in the stomach and falls. then the evil guy walks all slow with a pistol paintball gun while the guy is crawiling then says "game over." the guy turns around and gets shot right in the crotch lmao

rakhil11 7

i imagined him collapsing on the ground in slow motion, then this random like 5-year-old running up to him (in normal speed now), shooting him, laughing evilly, then running away ^_^