By Anonymous - 24/03/2014 20:01 - United States - Denver

Today, I was ordering a pizza over the phone. When the guy asked for my order, I yelled "Hey, you guys wanted pepperoni, right?" In reality, I was yelling this to my cat. College hasn't made me many friends so far. FML
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Pleonasm 35

I'm sure you could make many friends with the promise of a pizza that action. Sorry, that was a cheesy pun.

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alshygirl 14

You didn't have to fake having friends. The pizza guy doesn't judge

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Lomus 24

Bring on the thumbs, but if you talk to your cat like that, I'm not surprised you don't have friends.

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Fervens 5

College doesn't make you friends. Just as it doesn't win you a career. You do that.

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Mental_1456 26

I work at a pizza place. And I hate when people talk to their friends while ordering. It is rude and douchy. Not cool. YDI

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beaunerific 10

I actually feel bad. I hate being excited to go back to school/start school and not have friends. Story of my life. :/

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V688 12

don't you worry op ! soon there will be many people and barely any pizza left so enjoy that one !

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ema_stonez 19

don't worry.. you'll settle in eventually

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living_thedream 12

This reminds me of the key and peele skit. You need to watch it. Hilarious lol

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syed121417 22

This reminds me a lot of a Key and Peele skit

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