Work: Today, I was let go from my balloon-selling job at the zoo. They...

By Anonymous - 23/03/2011 11:50 - United States

Today, I was let go from my balloon-selling job at the zoo. They put a new monkey cage in my designated spot. I was literally fired so a monkey could take my place. FML

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By fml - 05/02/2009 11:41 - United States

Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML

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By Eddy - 27/08/2017 16:00

Today, I was let go at work. About 2 years ago, we had hired an eager-to-learn "assistant" for me. When they canned me, they let me know that I should've trained him faster so I could've been fired sooner. FML

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amerwin 3

Wednesday 23 March 2011 16:09

I would've gone ape-shit.

bubble25_fml 5

Wednesday 23 March 2011 19:24

I don't know what's sadder, that you were fired and replaced by a monkey, or that you are actually depressed you lost your job as a balloon vendor...

Comments

NeatNit 32

Wednesday 23 March 2011 23:45

dey took yor combo!!

richardcard82 5

Thursday 24 March 2011 0:15

dey Turk her jeerbb deerrr deerrr

skulluks 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 0:24

Omg hahahahaahaha I'm so sorry, but that is so funny.

dt520 4

Thursday 24 March 2011 1:43

kids must ****** hate balloons these days

annigotammo 1

Thursday 24 March 2011 2:59

honestly, you sold balloons... just get over it lol

XxEaZyExX 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 3:20

pretty much same thing as Obama taking Bush's place at president!!!!

colts1881 4

Thursday 24 March 2011 4:06

its probably cuter

funnyFMLSplz 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 4:18

der hurp murp

AntoshaChekhonte 6

Thursday 24 March 2011 4:46

Walmart's going to head to trained monkeys soon, I think. It's not like they require us to think critically anyway. I'll be out of a job then, but losing a job at Walmart is like getting an abscessed tooth pulled.