By Anonymous - 23/03/2011 11:50 - United States

Today, I was let go from my balloon-selling job at the zoo. They put a new monkey cage in my designated spot. I was literally fired so a monkey could take my place. FML
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bubble25_fml 5

I don't know what's sadder, that you were fired and replaced by a monkey, or that you are actually depressed you lost your job as a balloon vendor...

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johnnybagodonuts 2

I hop for your sake that you're 12 or younger. get a real job you lazy fck

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joshosh420 2

its easier to pay an employee in bananas.

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dasfro 2

balloon selling? thats an actual job, wow...... takes a lot of skill there.

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docscientist 9

What do you expect? It's a zoo. Animals tend to have a higher priority especially if you're selling balloons, lol.

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88sforlife 0

Looks Like A Certain Monkey Is About To Get Capped(:

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kkavyangad 0

imagine the pressure on the monkey to do a good job...

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GeneralMotors 23

well yea. nobody wants balloons anymore. the kids love the monkeys!

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