By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:13 - United States

Today, I was home on leave and having breakfast with my parents and my younger brothers. I guess I got too used to the rougher language around the Army barracks where I'm stationed. At the breakfast table I asked my Mom to "pass me the f***ing butter". FML
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jillie_fml 0

HAHAHAHA nice one. I was at my mom's and accidentally said her cat is so ******* cute.

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RuralNinja 0

That almost happened to me too when I was back on leave a few months ago.

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wolf421 6

IMO the illustration does not work with the FML.

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sharktat2 10

"Ahhh....Ma,can u pass me that mutha- ****** butta ova thea?"...."Son...rojahhh that mutha-fuckaaaa!!!!!!!"

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Humanspider 18

Its okay to curse sometimes. Being in the Navy, I tend to curse without warning. You know the saying "curses like a sailor".

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star_fire13 3

This is officially my favourite illustration ever. I love how dismayed the mother looks when she has to announce that they don't have any f*cking butter, only b*tchin' butter xD She looks so sad and apologetic!

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NoDuhBitch 2

You unintentionally used curse words in front of your family.

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KnucklesDeep 5

Yeah, I can see why this would really put a damper on your whole day(!)

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KociaQ 30

I wonder how she looked at you when you said that :D

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EmperorHilo 11

He should be more aware of what's around him, most mothers would probably hit him with the frying pan

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Shadow_Phantom 26

I don't see what's wrong with cussing. Also, this illustration is epic.

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EvanescenceLuver 12

Funny illustration! "All we have is b*itchin butter..." LOL

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