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By Anonymous - 22/04/2013 18:33 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with some friends, and I had to take a dump. After I was done, I realized there was no more toilet paper, so I asked my friends to get me some. They threw in duct tape, sandpaper, and saran wrap, and told me to make a decision. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2023 15:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML

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By Not telling you in a million years - 03/03/2025 03:00 - Canada

Today, I had just sat down and taken a dump in a public restroom when I realized there was no toilet paper. I tried to discreetly call for help, but no one heard me. My only option was to text a friend and have them bring me some. The worst part? My friend ended up texting me, "You called for backup?" as I waited in humiliation. FML

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By FUCKFACECUNT - 02/08/2015 13:32 - United Arab Emirates - Abu Dhabi

Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML

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By CallmeEddie - 14/11/2013 16:44 - United States - Joliet

Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML

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By S3XY_SiNG3R - 11/04/2020 02:00

Today, I woke up to use the restroom, because I had to take a shit. There was basically no toilet paper left. I asked my boyfriend if he could go get some. It was 1 a.m. He said he’d go when the stores were open, then told me to just rinse off in the shower. FML

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By sweet_stufz - 11/11/2010 13:30 - Canada

Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2011 23:07 - Canada

Today, I took a dump without checking for toilet paper. I then called my step dad, who said "use the stuff in the garbage." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2015 02:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2011 05:45 - United States

Today, I was going to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. I had awful diarrhea and was almost done, when I noticed a spider on the ground. Being terrified, I took a giant ball of toilet paper to kill it. I realized then that I had no toilet paper left to use. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2017 14:00

Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML

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your_ma 27

Monday 22 April 2013 23:06

How could you post this without telling us what you picked?!

liv_graham 7

Monday 22 April 2013 23:06

use their towels

Comments

TheHeavyOne 15

Tuesday 23 April 2013 2:52

YDI, it amazes me how anyone can sit down for a deuce & not look to see if there is tp first.

dovehigh 15

Wednesday 4 February 2015 16:09

sometimes people are so rushed to get in there before they need themselves that there isn't time to notice its gone.

INDYSTRUCTABLE 43

Tuesday 23 April 2013 2:58

tape the sandpaper & cover it in a wrap lol.

ahinners 11

Tuesday 23 April 2013 3:03

Use your sock

finch01 18

Tuesday 23 April 2013 3:34

use the show curtin

allisadawn91 8

Tuesday 23 April 2013 3:46

Whatever you picked, it better have gone down the toilet lol

ronnie220 11

Tuesday 23 April 2013 3:49

I hope the Saran wrap won!

MemeGuy99 5

Tuesday 23 April 2013 4:06

Either use the back of the duct tape, folded in half, or tape it to the back and front of the sand paper, and wipe. Or just use the back of the sand paper. :)

KnifeStuff 8

Tuesday 23 April 2013 4:17

I can't stand the feel of sandpaper

unixdude 9

Tuesday 23 April 2013 4:23

If it is their house, just drag your ass across the carpet like a dog does. You get bonus point for marking your territory as well as asserting your dominance of the pack. And, your turdcutter won't be a foul pit of despair.