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By not for you! - 28/05/2020 22:42
Today I was flirting/teasing my boyfriend while he was at work. I was sending him random screenshots from the porn I was watching telling him what I was going to do to him as soon as he came home. My sister called right as I was about to cum. I couldn’t stop in time. Her face was on my screen. Fml