Work and Photography: Today, I was fixing some photos for a client. I spent 20 minutes...

By confusedphotographer - 19/04/2009 18:09 - United States

Today, I was fixing some photos for a client. I spent 20 minutes trying to Photoshop an unusual black dot out of a picture. Only then did I discover it was a black dot on my computer screen. FML

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By stupid - 07/07/2009 18:33 - United States

Today, I saw a spot on my computer screen. I tried to use my finger to rub it off. Then, I tried using my nail. Then I tried to windex it off. I continued scratching at it with my nail. A half hour and one scratched screen later, I realized the spot was part of the webpage I was looking at. FML

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By ugly5402 - 06/01/2010 21:05 - United States

Today, I was playing around on Photo Booth, using weird effects on pictures of myself. I clicked on one and thought to myself that it was a really ugly effect. Then I noticed that it was set on normal. FML

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By strokingitasitype - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Gander

Today, I cleaned my computer screen for the first time in ages. When I turned it on a few hours later, I spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to figure out why the brightness was suddenly so painfully high. FML

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By failure461 - 13/06/2011 16:37 - United States

Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML

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By PigPen - 27/09/2009 05:00 - United States

Today, I had lunch with friends I hadn't seen in years. We took a few group shots with my camera, and I went home and downloaded them to my computer. Seeing them on my monitor, I noticed a yellow spot on my black shirt, so I looked down. A big, dried booger was stuck there. FML

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By Mikaela - 01/06/2012 03:25 - United States

Today, I saw my reflection in the computer screen and I thought I looked quite nice. I tried to take a screenshot. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 16:48 - United States

Today, my 3 year old daughter decided to put black nail polish over the webcam lens on my laptop because "It wasn't all black, so I decided to fix it." FML

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Button fever

By i hate it - 09/05/2025 12:00 - United States - Fresno

Today, I had a conference call with a client. I was feeling confident and had been preparing all morning. Right in the middle of my presentation, I hit the wrong button, and my webcam feed turned into a close-up of my face, which had a giant zit right in the middle of my forehead. The client didn’t say anything, but I could see their eyes glued to it. FML

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By dumbass1991 - 12/12/2010 19:36 - United States

Today, I was messing around on my laptop by drawing on the screen with a marker pen. When it came time to clean it off, it wouldn't budge. Now I have a full beard and mustache etched permanently on my computer screen. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2012 22:17 - Canada

Today, I was looking through some old family photos. I don't know what the hell was going on in my head, but I idly double-tapped on one to zoom in. They were prints. FML

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LackOfControl 0

Monday 20 April 2009 0:18

After the first minute wouldn't you notice that the paintbrush wasn't covering the dot?

designedlikedice 0

Monday 20 April 2009 0:14

You should have realized it wasn't on the picture a long time ago. FYL for being so stupid.

Comments

candyxpopcorn 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 4:30

So what? It took only 20 minutes. This isn't even and FML. Congratulations, you just made my top 10 worst FMLs. ;]

aquariusbeauty 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 14:32

I agree with # 25

poopy910 8

Thursday 11 June 2009 4:10

lol i have a weird line on my computer too. idk how i got it and it wont go away, i spent like 10 minutes trying to scrap it off XD

skiBOAT 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 2:42

I find the comments for this FML more interesting than the FML itself. Even though they're both pointless and time consuming.

Alley_Way 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 0:34

I agree. I thought the fight about grammar was funnier then the FML.

weezybby 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 6:15

LMAO, i hate when i do that!

xliana711x 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 0:14

guys say this out loud: a fml. then: an fml. an fml makes more sense because its an abbreviation so its eff.em.ell e is a vowel. u put an before a vowel. u all are idiots. and this story probably isnt even true.