Intimacy: Today, I was called handsome. Too bad it was coming from a trashed...

By IllJustGetYouASweaterThen - 04/08/2010 07:58 - United States

Today, I was called handsome. Too bad it was coming from a trashed homeless lady, who then went on to tell me that she likes my lips and wants to rape me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2012 16:43 - Canada

Today, while I was walking home alone, a homeless man approached me and took me by the hand. Apparently, he's been watching me for weeks and has fallen madly in love with me. He told me not to worry, though, he's "not a rapist." FML

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Pissed to meet you

By Anonymous - 09/08/2015 01:23 - United States

Today, at Walmart, a lady came up to me and informed me that I "look like the kinda skank that'd give it up on the first date". FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I, someone who has experienced only one romantic relationship in my 35 years (which ended 8 years ago), was hit on by a homeless drug felon client at work. FML

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By leah - 07/01/2021 14:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, I was beaten up by a complete stranger for “giving her a dirty look.” I can’t see my own face. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 11:44 - United States

Today, at work, a homeless woman called me trash, threw her coffee at me, and told me to get a job. I do have a job. It's homeless outreach. FML

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Wednesday 4 August 2010 16:28

hot.

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Wednesday 4 August 2010 16:43

what part of trashed homeless lady doesn't put any of you off??

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Wednesday 4 August 2010 19:17

So hot. You did let her, right? I mean, when a trashed homeless woman says she likes your lips, you pretty much have to let her rape you as a sign of gratitude for the compliment. AAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN YOU, ANTI-FLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!