By IllJustGetYouASweaterThen - 04/08/2010 07:58 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was called handsome. Too bad it was coming from a trashed homeless lady, who then went on to tell me that she likes my lips and wants to rape me. FML
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Phase 0

what part of trashed homeless lady doesn't put any of you off??

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jonny2x4 0

Just so we're clear, you can't rape the willing.

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Pickled_Anon 0

It should be clearly obvious that not all of the male population wants sex. Especially with random strangers. A guy being raped is just as serious as a girl being raped.

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YellowKettleBell 31

I think #33 was referring to people who asked if he let her rape him, which is a contradiction in terms. I don't see the assumption that men can be raped.

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mrcoolman 0

lol wow that's funny that happen to me once and a friend of mine but neither of them said they wanted to rape us lol

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Young4ev3r 0

hot, hit it and quit it

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rarr 0

I modded this a few mins ago YDI for being handsome

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Igor_g5 0

You should have eaten her pussy.

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vHOMICIDEx 0

does women even rape men? lol I guess if the were like body building steroid women

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Einthe 0

So hot. You did let her, right? I mean, when a trashed homeless woman says she likes your lips, you pretty much have to let her rape you as a sign of gratitude for the compliment.

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Einthe 0

So hot. You did let her, right? I mean, when a trashed homeless woman says she likes your lips, you pretty much have to let her rape you as a sign of gratitude for the compliment. AAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN YOU, ANTI-FLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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