By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
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Derick_Z 0

Eh, not so bad.. Maybe he was just trying to break the tension by joking around? I understand the awkwardness of a doctor from the opposite sex feeling your downstairs though :P

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obamas_mama 0

Why are so many gynocologists male and not female?

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sparda4355 0

67... LOL I'm a tool... I stand down! I actually learned something new today and was a total ass in the process! So 19 my bad dude! 106... Touchè!!! Even worse! I feared a mispelled word do to extreme jack ass nature of my post and I looked past the mispelling of mispell! Lol In my defense it was a typo! I was wrong! And I was a dick cause I had a shitty day! No excuse but I'm trying to man up!

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sparda4355 0

67... LOL I'm a tool... I stand down! I actually learned something new today and was a total ass in the process! So 19 my bad dude! 106... Touchè!!! Even worse! I feared a mispelled word do to extreme jack ass nature of my post and I looked past the mispelling of mispell! Lol In my defense it was a typo! I was wrong! And I was a dick cause I had a shitty day! No excuse but I'm trying to man up!

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PaperxHearts_xox 0

How can you people honestly find a reason to say YDI? Some people just go and find any dumb reason to say that the OP deserved it. If she can't name every part of her anatomy, who cares? We get what she means. And, honestly, if you're going to be a jackass, at least spell your words right. There are some many grammatical and spelling errors in the comments of the dumbasses who claim the OP deserved it. btw; the doctor was probably trying to lighten the mood? I mean, it's going to be awkward, obviously, have a male gyno...but he kind of crossed the line with the voice, and squishing around. Complain, or get a female gyno, ASAP (:

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Seegtease 0

You actually had it right the first time, minus the space. It's Misspell. There are 2 "S"s.

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12frisbees 0

I would be furious if my gyno did that! Those check-ups are awkward / annoying enough as it is.

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Kp_10 0

Hehe. Awh, he meant well, you know? but it is kind of wierd. mhm...

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SmoothTalker 0

malpractice coupled with sexual harrasment!!! quit complaining OP-if you play your cards right, you're made :-D

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Seegtease 0

Sparda, you also spelled "due" as "do". I'm only getting on your case because you got on mine, and it seems like you're actually very picky about spelling things properly, especially considering you took the time to put the accent on "touchè".

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