Maybe just trying to break the tension? :S #12, LMAO! xD

I don't believe that a doctor would say that. Therefore, I DECLARE SHENANIGANS. Although it is possible. I once had a male nurse I'd been seeing for a while tell me I was "looking very svelte." It was slightly awkward, but he was kind of cute so I didn't really mind. xD But that's not nearly as inappropriate or immature as yours.

Why is that awkward. That isn't a medical term, its just the yiddish slang for slim.

thats really creepy.

Ahahha....interesting choice of words.

How did he turn you into a sock puppet? He said "It's squishy up here". That would be HIM saying it, not you. That's not a sock puppet at all. Though I really doubt this happened at all. It's not like your ****** would have been the first he EVER felt, so he would know how it feels already.

#57, you are the idiot. If you're going to correct somebody, at least make sure they have an error to correct. and #67, thanks for correcting 57, but you'd do well to learn to not judge somebody's sexual knowledge based on a joke they made. It's pretty obvious that what I said would not happen, I was just trolling.

well, in all honesty, that doctors probably seen a million vaginas, my family is full of doctors, and from what they all tell me (my grandfather was a gynecologist) it gets old fast. ps the quote sounds like butters from the south park episode stupid spoiled ***** video playset.

LOL. Agree with #106. That comment made me laugh more than the FML.

By the way, #67, the difference between "come" and "cum" is the same as the difference between "your" and "ur". It's another silly type way of saying the same thing. The slang "come" is actually usable as both the verb and the noun.