By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
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Derick_Z 0

Eh, not so bad.. Maybe he was just trying to break the tension by joking around? I understand the awkwardness of a doctor from the opposite sex feeling your downstairs though :P

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obamas_mama 0

Why are so many gynocologists male and not female?

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Evee_fml 0

aaaaaaaaaaaaaand time for a new doctor

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frootloop25 0

All the male gyno doctors are creepy as hell. Seriously. Perhaps its because they're exposed to too much...you know. O_O

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pennygoo 0

hahaha omg i love your gynecologist.

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Virgin_Tea 0

Lol @ #12 and #31

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TryToBeKind 0

That is extremely unprofessional. If he knew you really well, things might be different. Emphasis on the might. I hope he was just trying to difuse the situation and try to get you to relax and be less uncomfortable. If so, he still failed at it.

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tennisgirly 0

#32 hahahahahahahahaha

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yeahreally 6

lol *sigh* ...awkward...

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I_am_stupid_also 6

He probably just finished a rotation in pediatrics and thought it would be funny to try the same routine on you. I know a surgeon who was doing an operation after her maternity leave and she referred to the patient's knee instead of using the medical term and the nurses gave her a look like she had lost it.

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