By So little trust. - 12/07/2013 23:18 - Canada - Coaldale

Today, I walked in on my daughter hugging and sobbing into her Edward Cullen cut-out. She won't tell me what's wrong, yet she can confide in a creepy fictional stalker whose facial expression is locked to "chronically constipated". Where did I go wrong? FML
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Eliseopwns 22

Teenage fads... Not your fault. A good laugh for her future self, you know?

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tjv3 10

Well you started going wrong when you allowed a cardboard cut out of Edward Cullen into your house

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Smoldering 15

Op's daughter : Ohhh Edward I didn't want to kill Kristen Stewart, but I had too so we could be together. I hope you understand.

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laden_swallow09 34

Oh, yeah. It's literally a religion. Pray to Edward for protection, Alice for foresight… It's truly frightening what lengths these morons will go.

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skyeyez9 24

Adopt a pet from the shelter if you are able and have her confide in her new puppy or kitten instead. Its alot healthier vs using a cardboard cutout. Pets are good for this, they lower blood pressure just by petting and cuddling them.

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fuckmylife518 15

You went wrong when you got her the cutout of the creepy stalker whose facial expression is set to "constantly constipated".

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processengineer 9

could be worse....it could be Justin Bieber

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deemarie13 14

You let her watch/ read that crap.

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perry_sameh20 18

Teenage stage, thats such a normal reaction. Dont worry :)

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trueblue170 13

So she is confiding in someone who not only isn't a real "vampire" but a sparkling fairy princess, but is also a manipulative abuser? :/

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vondie440 14

You went wrong by letting her have an Edward Cullen cut out.

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