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By Anonymous - 06/03/2012 19:54 - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML

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Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML

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By anonymous - 07/05/2014 23:06 - United States

Today, I had the house to myself, and I started talking to myself and singing at full volume. When I went to use the bathroom, I found my constipated cousin looking at me strangely. FML

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By MALICEG - 26/05/2012 07:00 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML

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Wednesday 7 March 2012 0:10

that must have been awkward :)

Feklfekl2222 32

Wednesday 7 March 2012 0:11

I hope it wasn't sarcastic applause. If it was your parents are just mean.

Comments

jordanlite 16

Wednesday 7 March 2012 2:10

Hilarious!

thisbitchlys 0

Wednesday 7 March 2012 2:14

i sing to my fishes. yolo!(:

nycgreendiamond 0

Wednesday 7 March 2012 3:01

Jaja so funny

julialinn 2

Wednesday 7 March 2012 3:11

At least you didn't tell your cat all of your secrets.

freshx_fml 6

Wednesday 7 March 2012 3:16

This isn't an FML.

ChickenNuggets22 0

Wednesday 7 March 2012 3:48

Next stop, American Idol. :D

ThecomingofTan 9

Wednesday 7 March 2012 4:08

" Thank you for that wonderful applause. I'd like to thank my mom and dad, Jacques Cousteau, that guy who gropes me in City Hall, and Bank of America for finally making me join their Nazi regime. Now where is my goddamn award"?