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By Anonymous - 06/03/2012 19:54 - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML

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By MALICEG - 26/05/2012 07:00 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML

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scarletscarface 10

Wednesday 7 March 2012 0:10

that must have been awkward :)

Feklfekl2222 32

Wednesday 7 March 2012 0:11

I hope it wasn't sarcastic applause. If it was your parents are just mean.

Comments

Unlucky_Gun 0

Wednesday 7 March 2012 0:43

They were applauding because they thought you were good. Singing to your cat isn't any worse than talking to it

Trooth 13

Wednesday 7 March 2012 0:44

Thats not that bad. I'm sure your parents have seen you doing weirder things

inaphansoa 9

Wednesday 7 March 2012 0:58

Were you singing actual songs or was it more like a carol of the meows?

Alecksander 4

Wednesday 7 March 2012 1:06

Why would they stand there for 30 minutes? I would tell someone to shut the **** up after 5.

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Wednesday 7 March 2012 2:29

Who knows, OP might actually be a good singer.

Cruewhore 5

Wednesday 7 March 2012 1:06

Aww how sweet of you! Did they all enjoy it?

bubo_fml 10

Wednesday 7 March 2012 1:07

You're lucky...I whine & beg for the pussy & never get applauded for my efforts!

coried91 28

Wednesday 7 March 2012 4:33

I must say, almost every comment you make on here is degrading towards women with all the sexual comments. No one ever thumbs you up so why do you even bother? Oh and you're a pig.

bubo_fml 10

Monday 12 March 2012 7:02

I must say, if I'm such a revolting swine, why do YOU bother to read my "almost every comment?"

xXkingmikeXx 5

Wednesday 7 March 2012 1:14

When you wake up you will find yourself in a mental asylum

alexamichelle 0

Wednesday 7 March 2012 1:44

Happens to me all the time

classpyromaniac 6

Wednesday 7 March 2012 2:01

Three questions: one: why were you singing to your cat; Two: what song were you singing? Or was it just made up?; Three: Why did you spend an entire 30 mins doing this?