Love: Today, I spent 65 dollars in cab fare and skipped half of my...

By x - 05/11/2009 20:42 - Canada

Today, I spent 65 dollars in cab fare and skipped half of my grade 12 classes, including a unit test, to see my girlfriend on our two year anniversary. I arrived just in time to see her kiss her other boyfriend of over a year good bye. FML

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By Fml37 - 20/12/2009 05:13 - Canada

Today, I had to take a taxi to work, because I was pressed for time, and didn't have a ride there. When I got to work, I paid the cab driver, and realized I had spent more money on the cab than I was going to make at work. FML

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IchigoCat 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 23:24

Obviously she's not even worth the 65 bucks

perdix 29

Friday 6 November 2009 0:03

Now that you know your girlfriend is a *****, you need to get your unit tested thoroughly. You have no idea what else boyfriend #2 is dipping his dick into while you are renting your girlfriend's pussy.

Comments

kravitzz1990 0

Friday 6 November 2009 4:54

thats sucks for u! :(

99MDC 0

Friday 6 November 2009 4:59

That's horrible. You should tell her to refund your cab fair.

BB7 0

Friday 6 November 2009 5:33

wtf! this is a total FML! I don't now how could people say it's a YDI... seriously... if ti's trus it's a real shit puke an elephant ass!!!

BB7 0

Friday 6 November 2009 5:37

man! I really have a bad writing skill when I'm drunk!!!

fenner_fml 0

Friday 6 November 2009 5:34

******* ****. your better than her buddy

clccvideo 0

Friday 6 November 2009 5:43

bitch. that's all she is

srak 0

Friday 6 November 2009 6:08

where do u go to school, mexico? grade 12 classes? ydi for being an illegal. jk, I haven't even read the story

Gen2105 0

Friday 6 November 2009 8:08

Mexico?!

coookiemonster 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 18:32

#54, are you making fun of him for saying "grade 12" instead of "12th grade"? There are actually places where that is the normal way to say it. Where I live (Alberta, Canada), it's unusual to hear someone say "the first grade" instead of "grade one".