Miscellaneous: Today, I spent 3 hours washing my hands to get the pony out of... - FML

By Soapy - 28/06/2009 07:23 - United States

Today, I spent 3 hours washing my hands to get the pony out of the soap bar. I'm 16. FML

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By :(( - 30/05/2013 21:18 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, in a public restroom, an elderly lady started bitching me out for not washing my hands. I was so intimidated that I did so under her accusing watch. I'm quite intolerant to many soaps, and I now have a horrible rash on my left hand because I was too frightened to explain. FML

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By Unsanitary - 26/06/2011 10:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one. My daughter is 16. FML

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By Cheyenne - 11/07/2010 06:06 - United States

Today, I found out I'm the only one in my family to wash their hands after they use the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2022 00:00

Today, like every morning, I washed my mouthguard with bar soap. Tonight, though, I realized I hadn’t rinsed as well as I should have, there's soap between my teeth. FML

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By Waitingtomoveout - 12/01/2017 17:09

Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2025 12:00 - Australia

Today, pearlescent liquid soap squirted all over my white pants while washing my hands. I have 6 more hours of work looking like I jizzed myself. FML

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By sheridan.ashley - 15/05/2010 06:27 - Australia

Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML

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So sweet

By Mom of 3 - 07/10/2018 15:30

Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML

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By Maggie - 17/03/2020 17:00

Today, I had no choice but to unclog a toilet with my bare hands. FML

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No cussing

By jdsksoapy - 30/03/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, my parents punished me and made me wash my mouth out with soap for cursing. I'm almost 19. I said the word "Hell". FML

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CASoulNYCmind 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 17:14

What the hell are you talking about?! What the hell is this pony you speak of?! I'm so confizzled.

amy10 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 17:12

lol wow ydi why didn't u just cut it out?

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annasghay 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 18:29

kinda a waste of time but its your choice, but could you link me to were i could buy some?

mynameisolib 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 18:29

.. get a life.

rockonCB4 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 18:34

I guess soap comes with ponies inside? Get a life.

CrunkCupcake97 2

Sunday 28 June 2009 18:36

#12 is hilarious xD

lizzie96 2

Sunday 28 June 2009 18:47

Just cut the stupid thing out

meanie_monday 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 18:51

haha sounds like something I would do... I really need a life XD

Everlasting_fml 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 18:55

Oh my God, haha. I used to love those things. Though I never got ponies. Mine all came with like.. Fish. How lame. Anyway, that's not even FML worthy. That's just pure awesome.

Jake5454 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 18:55

omg thats a very sad life youve got for yourself there ever heard of oh i dont no....friends, a social life etc

tomberryboy 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 18:56

That would of only taken me like 5-10 minutes

xxXChiiXxx 2

Sunday 28 June 2009 19:04

WHERE CAN I GET ONE???? (*o*)

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