By walnutbladder - 07/01/2011 21:46 - United States

Today, I realized that every time I hear running water, I have less than a minute to find a toilet or I'll pee my pants. FML
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Penaman 0

That would really suck if you are with a group of people.

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robc32ca 4

You definately need to see your doctor.

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The_Commentor_ 6

How do you post a new comment that shows up rather than replying to a comment. Also you might need to wear adult diappers. Lol, your name is walnut bladder

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5t3ff1k4h 44

79 - Big hint. Don't hit the reply button, start typing and hit "spill the beans". Then, go outside and twirl around until you're dizzy. After you're dizzy, chug a gallon of milk, still outside. Strip down, streak down your street, and voila! Your comment will be posted.

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Valle79 5

So uh...when you flush...that's the sound of running water....do you then have to pee again, and again, and again, ad infinitum? Or do you just not flush?

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nerdface89 2

I always thought girls put the tap on in bathrooms so their friends can't hear them pee. That's why me and my friends did it anyway...

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5t3ff1k4h 44

I don't understand why girls are so weirded out and do anything possible to prevent people from hearing them pee. It's a public bathroom. You're all in there to do the same thing. Nobody really cares about how badly you had to pee or the tinkling sound you make!

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Arschloch04 0

Okay, hello. What's wrong with your spelling and grammar? Also, are you an idiot?

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scgrocks 0

same thing happens to me, but it's only if I wash dishes and my hands are wet.

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