Kids: Today, I put the little boy I nanny for in time-out. In retaliation...

By Anonymous - 11/06/2012 11:18 - United States

Today, I put the little boy I nanny for in time-out. In retaliation he blasted an air horn in my face. I can only hear out of one ear now. FML

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By icanthearyou - 04/04/2013 23:55 - United States - Rock Island

Today, I was working at a daycare. There was a 6-year-old boy pretending to be my doctor, holding a little, plastic thermometer. He then, without warning, quickly shoved it deep into my ear. The last thing I heard was his giggle. I think I'm deaf. FML

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By bodhimae - 03/05/2009 07:15 - France

Today, I was taking a nap on the couch when my 2 year old daughter decided that daddy needed an ear cleaning. With all the grace of toddler-hood, she stabbed me in the eardrum with a Q-tip. Now I can't hear her coming. FML

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SHUT UP

By Anonymous - 21/07/2019 16:15

Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML

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By lovedbyallthewrongppl - 28/11/2010 01:03 - United States

Today, I was teaching my two year old daughter how to take a person's temperature. While I was sitting down, she came up behind me and shoved the thermometer in my ear hard. Now I can't hear out of my right ear, and I'm in excruciating pain. FML

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What's up doc?

By fml - 29/07/2012 12:20 - Japan - Koshigaya

Today, I took my 2-year-old son to the ear doctor, since he'd stopped responding whenever I call him. The doctor told me that his ears are just fine. He's just ignoring me. FML

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Freakout

By Anonymous - 11/07/2024 03:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, my boyfriend trapped me in a corner of our apartment and kept making sounds that he knows cause me to become violently angry (I have misophonia). He wouldn't stop, even though I was practically begging him to, and now he's mad that I freaked out and broke his nose to get away from him. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2022 17:59

Today, I asked my son to repeat something he had said. He got right up in my face and screamed that it was time I got a "fucking hearing aid." His siblings agreed with him. My husband agreed so much, he won’t even punish him for yelling and swearing, because, “Honestly, we all wanted to scream it.” FML

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By ElamentalAngel - 06/05/2009 17:04 - United Kingdom

Today, my 3 year old nephew was sitting on my knee at the computer. He was annoying me as he kept on pressing all the buttons. To scare him off I did a creepy voice in his ear that makes him cry. He turned round and broke my nose. FML

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Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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By Nick - 20/07/2013 19:37 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was babysitting a little boy for the first time. He kept using all sorts of profanity toward me the whole evening, so I told his mom when she picked him up. She just grunted and muttered, "Fucking cunt-ass snitch." FML

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me234 7

Monday 11 June 2012 16:35

That sucks his parents should have to pay to get your ears checked

viper64 10

Monday 11 June 2012 16:35

Stupid kids...

Comments

draklin300 3

Monday 11 June 2012 20:00

was he black?

vanessaizawesome 8

Monday 11 June 2012 20:34

Where the heck did he get the air horn!?!?!?!

noisebox 1

Monday 11 June 2012 20:41

Give him back the same medicine that will cure it

Battle_Waffle 4

Monday 11 June 2012 20:46

Sue

rigpig32 1

Monday 11 June 2012 21:00

Sometimes backhands work better than timeouts, just sayin

SwaggCapone 11

Monday 11 June 2012 21:39

that totally sucks op. but your a better person then I am I'd have punched that brat in the face

Rocky007 15

Monday 11 June 2012 22:16

Timeouts are a waste. You should have spanked him.

chellyX92 8

Wednesday 13 June 2012 8:21

Completely agree.

TakeMeToRio 9

Monday 11 June 2012 22:42

kill it before it lays eggs

AaronGuy 12

Monday 11 June 2012 22:43

SUE SUE SUE!!!!!

Jasonf6 0

Monday 11 June 2012 22:56

1st question: Why does he have an air horn. 2nd question: Why did you let him have an air horn?

isaiaah 6

Tuesday 12 June 2012 0:39

OP obviously didn't know he had an air horn, or else it wouldn't have happened

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