By robertsonjimmy - 14/06/2011 01:46 - United States

Today, I let my new puppy outside for the first time. When I went to get him, I saw a man running off with him. FML
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SteveMagnifico 6

watch your puppy next time puppynapping is a huge issue

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mintcar 9

You should have been looking after the puppy. :( Hope you were able to get it back.

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angryoriental 0

you get nother dog. get bigger one dis time. I be back!

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ColorfulDonut 7

*You should get another dog, but a bigger one this time. I am back!

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TheMonica 0

I don't know about you, but pets aren't just throw aways or something that can be replaced, like a pair of jeans or something...

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cbaidchris 6

I think the I be back was more of an I'll be back

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rachii 0

Was I the only one who understood the slight racism? I think his spelling is something to do with his name. He's called angryoriental. Surely it's not just me who got it?

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axmarine 0

sorry sugar lips but maybe ya should have leash'd the best the first time outside huh?

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SirEBC 7

I'm sorry, um..WHAT?

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meggieh815 0

He basically said OP should have put the puppy on a leash because it's the puppy's time outside.

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meggieh815 0

* first time outside.

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AliciaicilA 0

Im pretty sure if you leashed the puppy outside, that would make puppynaping even easier. If you mean walking it with the leash, then we got a whole other story. ......sugarlips?

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lexeous 4

Ohh, I see. Beast should replace the word 'best'.

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meggieh815 0

59- think he meant for OP to take the dog out on a leash. haha :)

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iSurf_fml 8

Oh, sorry, I'll make my friend bring him back.

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Livinia 11

That's what collars and leashes are for. If your dog is untrained, don't let them run too far away from you.

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xPOPTARTx 0

parxxx- in your profile you spelled stalkers wrong

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ColleenMcDonnell 0

yeah cause it's completely impossible for someone to undo the collar THEN steal the puppy...

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shutupK 0

go chase down that ************ and buttfuck him.

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