Health: Today, I hit a new low when I caught myself eating the chocolates...

By Username - 16/12/2011 06:31 - Canada

Today, I hit a new low when I caught myself eating the chocolates that were meant to be part of my boyfriend's Christmas presents. FML

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By jaxattax - 20/10/2009 20:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 06:27 - United States

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML

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By HeSucks - 25/12/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a box of chocolates for Christmas. I thought it was sweet until I noticed the heart drawn on the back. It's the same box of chocolates I gave him for Christmas. Christmas last year. FML

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By rejected4ever - 14/02/2012 18:29 - United States

Today, for Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML

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By mary - 21/02/2012 15:33 - Australia

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

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By oops - 31/12/2019 05:00

Today, I was being playful with my boyfriend and put a chocolate between my legs. He bit the chocolate. My lips too... FML

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By Glutton - 28/01/2010 01:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I started our diet. After a long day of being held accountable for every calorie I ate, I went home to sneak a snack. My boyfriend came over to surprise me, and found me on the couch shoveling left-over Indian food into my mouth. FML

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This is a low

By Anonymous - 19/05/2017 17:08

Today, I hit a new low in my diet. There was a danish sitting on the table in the break room at work, and I wanted it. At the end of day, one of the guys threw it into the dumpster. Guess who just ate a dumpster danish. FML

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By dannij08 - 14/01/2009 01:05 - United States

Today, I stole one of my cousin's chocolates. I didn't tell her, after I ate it, I read the box and realized that it was a chocolate laxative. I'm posting this from the bathroom. FML

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Buttsexpirate 9

Friday 16 December 2011 12:02

Geez, you remind me of that chocolate guy from spongebob! CHOCOLATE!!!

KennKenn 0

Friday 16 December 2011 11:53

Buy him new ones. Or rewrap the box.

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SeldomHappy 3

Friday 16 December 2011 12:53

Greedy much, why don't you just buy more, you got ages to buy chocolates, just eat something else while your wrapping them if you can't resist. Your greedy btw.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Friday 16 December 2011 12:59

*YOU'RE

FortuneCookie3 1

Friday 16 December 2011 12:57

mamma always said..life is like a box of chocolate...

newlove_fml 0

Friday 16 December 2011 13:23

They must have been good chocolates. And at least you realize this is bad. Now you can correct your mistake. If you don't have the money for a new box of chocolates, make him something through arts and crafts or cooking, if you already have the supplies. I hope you guys have a merry Christmas.

crazyrunnergirl 7

Friday 16 December 2011 13:27

Sometimes you just can't resist the urge !

TheDrifter 23

Friday 16 December 2011 16:21

Is this fat logic "But I just couldn't resist, so it's ok", or just the antithesis to women's lib "It's chocolate and I'm too weak to resist"? If I knew which angle you were coming from it might help your argument.

paschale 7

Friday 16 December 2011 13:37

I pretty much do that every year

causticgirl 6

Friday 16 December 2011 14:21

It's the holidays. It makes everyone do crazy things. Just pick up something else for him. Save those chocolates -- you might need them later

majorasshole 4

Friday 16 December 2011 14:22

Fatty fat fat.

sucks2BEyouu 0

Friday 16 December 2011 14:41

Chocolaaaaaaaates! >:O

arkid24 1

Friday 16 December 2011 14:41

That is low. Its like buying a game or a movie for someone else and opening it up and playing it before giving it to them. Its rude. But it takes guts to admit it though.

sucks2BEyouu 0

Friday 16 December 2011 14:46

I saw you like the boondock saints movie.. do you think there will be a third? it ended on a sort of cliff hanger, and I havent heard any news? random, I know.. haha