Intimacy: Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate...

By foreseeingabreakup - 06/09/2011 04:42 - United States

Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate for my boyfriend to grab at my vagina in public. He did it again twenty minutes later. FML

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By DearLord - 03/04/2020 23:00 - Canada

Today, I had to explain to my boss that masturbating in public is inappropriate. This isn't the first time this has taken place. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 06:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML

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By KBL3 - 11/08/2010 09:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML

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By RBergman - 25/04/2015 20:05 - United States - Basin

Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 04:01 - Australia

Today, ever since I let my boyfriend touch my boobs, he thinks it's appropriate to grope me whenever he feels like it. Even talking to him about it doesn't seem to stop him. FML

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Strange terminology

By Not true - 18/07/2016 02:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML

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By WoofWoof - 27/09/2020 14:01 - Pakistan - Islamabad

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend that getting on all fours and barking at my penis for fun in the center of a mall is extremely inappropriate. She thinks otherwise, and promises to do it again. FML

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By anon. - 17/01/2012 23:41 - United States

Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 20:51 - United States

Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML

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No gods, no masters

By anon - 31/07/2015 20:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML

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Xathanos 16

Tuesday 6 September 2011 11:54

Social retardation is a problem. Can be cured though I think..

mimi_animee 18

Tuesday 6 September 2011 11:55

Grab his dick in public then !! :)

Comments

E_ve 9

Tuesday 6 September 2011 13:59

My ex did that all the damn time! The only solution I found effective was to grab his balls, squeeze and violently hiss in his ears that if he ever did it again, the balls were coming off... Worked like a charm, good luck hon ;)

jizzwold 21

Tuesday 6 September 2011 18:55

It's ok to hit a women when she threatens your balls. I hope you are aware.

badactor009 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 10:12

My kinda girl.

kawaiisakura 12

Monday 14 January 2013 23:06

If he's sexually harassing her, it's pretty much for defense. If the guy hit me after that, I'd destroy his balls

duckman9 55

Tuesday 6 September 2011 14:04

And you still call him your bf??

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 6 September 2011 14:10

Wow what a list! And if pussy wasn't meant to be eaten, then why is it shaped like a taco?!

bevsta 7

Tuesday 6 September 2011 14:10

Lol I do it all the time. But you have to do it discreetly lol

skyeblue82 5

Tuesday 6 September 2011 14:12

fyl...but if you stay with him after this then anything else ydi

underguarded 20

Tuesday 6 September 2011 14:16

That's not too bad OP. My boyfriend tries to fondle anything he sees when my parents are in the same room. ****** grabbing meet social awkward family fondle.