By HeShe - 06/09/2009 17:10 - United States

Today, I got my renewed driver's license. It clearly indicates 'Sex: F'. My beard and penis beg to differ. FML
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shaniqualee 2

Uhhh...just shave your beard and cut your penis off...duh...sheesh, so stupid!

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timewarpist 1

lmao wow that really sucks, you're gonna have to get it rerenewed haha I'd go yell at them haha

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Venge_fml 0

You taught your penis to beg? All mine does is play dead.

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f_alltheirlives 3

Im more impressed with the beard! My penis begs all the time, but my beard just lays there...

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moonlit_manga 0

my friend's unlce just got offered to join the army. he said no. somehow the reason the army put down why said no was because he was preggers. yet....he's a man. lol I cracked up on this fml. and fyl.

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MiniatureMayhem 0

What is they put "Sex: No"?

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Darling_Cherry 5

What I find hilarious about this FML is that when you go to the Department of Motor Vehicles, they make you check over your own data once it has been inputted into the computer. It's too bad your penis and your beard don't have the capability to proofread.

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ShamRockViolin_fml 0

I'm from PA as well, but I've also gotten my driver's license renewed in VA - they don't give you a preview there. You're stuck with what they give you.

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Camotez 0

That may not be the only thing he needs to get renewed. Also maybe your a bad "Driver" so they assumed you were a woman(Not trying to be sexist)

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sweatteaforme001 0

For someone who's "not trying to be sexist," that sounds quite sexist

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Camotez 0

What I did is turned a common sexist stereotype and turned it into a sex joke...not trying to be offensive unless you don like sex, in which case FYL.

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gummibehrs 4

From the way you worded your explanation, it sounds like you were making a joke about the act of sex, not the gender. In which case, it made no sense. Either way, it was a really stupid joke.

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Camotez 0

Driving... let me put it to you this way: Cruising your car on the highway, Driving your train down the track. Generally women don't have penises, so they are not usually good at thrusting...

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BadOwner 0

#62 u got any pot? my mom threw mine away... =-(

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TheATeam 0

This may be fake.. I saw this happen to hank on king of the hill, so i'm thinking he probably stole the idea from it. I guess it might not be.

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Ryuu66 7

lol I had a friend that this happened to....oh man I laughed in his face so hard

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maddi27 0

lol this also happened to a friend of mine they always stuff up

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