By cupcakelady127 - 23/03/2011 11:25 - United States

Today, I got into a wreck thanks to a big flashing sign on the highway that said, "Keep your eyes on the road" that distracted me. FML
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amerwin 3

I feel you on that one. I used to be awestruck by shiny and flashing objects, but then I turned seven.

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tigrouficele2012 44

FYL for someone's idiotic idea to make a giant flashing sign. YDI because it shouldn't take you more than half a second to read it, especially if it's that big and flashy.

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playboyintown 4

i would suggest you to wear horse goggles :) that might help you from getting distracted

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KaitHud 0

What are horse goggles? Are you referring to blinders?

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playboyintown 4

absolutely ! thats done to race horses to focus only what is in front of them.

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playboyintown 4

thankyou for specifying it to the rest, i just couldn't guess the right word describing it.

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Gucci_107 0

LMAOOO that's jokes! & mans an idiot for getting distracted by a sign :P

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AmandaIsMyName 0

Hmmm. focusing to hard???

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CrumbledCookies 0

LOL!! That's like a sign cationing you that it has sharp edges.

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SuperNova69 0

that's like if somebody flashed u and instead of taking a look and then going back to your buisness (staring at the ******* road) u just stare without blinking. it's ur own damn fault don't blame a sign for your stupidity.

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twilover220 0

Don't worry about it! I would have probably done the same thing.

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DarkJoy_fml 5

That's just kinda terrifying to me. Please tell me you are not driving in San Diego.

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mask724 7

women are always distracted by shiny objects, diamonds for one, & big flashing signs is another.

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

That's not always true. I'm a woman and I personally think diamonds are hideous and want nothing to do with them. I am also fully capable of glancing at a flashing sign/object and looking away without hitting anything with a car.

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itsbrookebixch 0

YOU THINK DIAMONDS ARE HIDEOUS? WTF?

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KMilliron 2

Same and they're my birth stone. I make my own jewelry using materials people would normally throw away and hemp. Hippie for life. :D

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

Yes, yes I do itsbrookebixch. I don't know why, I just know that diamonds have never appealed to me. I don't find them at all pretty and tend to think they are gaudy as hell.

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mask724 7

as a general statement MOST women love/like diamonds

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Rusty325 4

I wonder which hurt more; the crash or the irony.

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