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By ugh - 12/03/2010 06:05 - United States

Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML

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By SCARRED - 29/08/2014 20:15 - United States - Kansas City

Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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By NO NO NO - 05/08/2013 21:42 - Netherlands - Den Haag

Today, I came home a little earlier than usual, only to walk in on my dad frantically trying to remove a ballgag from my mom's mouth. FML

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By bob - 05/02/2011 12:02 - United States

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

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By kikuhime - 17/01/2021 02:01

Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML

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By Oh... - 26/07/2019 16:00 - Australia

Today, my grandma drove me home from school early because I was sick. I went upstairs and heard my parents having sex. Embarrassed, I ran downstairs and was about to leave the house when I saw a car pull into the driveway. It was my dad. FML

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By meeranda - 01/01/2010 05:07 - France

Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML

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By peaaaak - 03/06/2011 10:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML

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By madisonnkelly - 06/07/2015 03:18 - United States - Dallas

Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML

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By chantelle - 12/03/2021 21:01 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I woke up early and went into the kitchen to get a Monster, and my dad was getting head from his girlfriend with no pants on. FML

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Friday 12 March 2010 12:17

Glad they still have a little fire in their furnace!

dbs_fml 0

Friday 12 March 2010 12:07

nekkid!

Comments

perdix 29

Friday 12 March 2010 14:57

I'm trying to decide which case would be more disturbing and mentally scarring: 1) Dad running around with a raging erection, pointing that thing at Mom, or 2) Dad running around with a limp dick flopping around wildly on each stride. After he freezes in his tracks after being discovered by the OP, the flaccid penis still makes a few flops until it comes to rest. I'm sure mental health care professionals will be needed deal with either scenario.

rosieuchiha 0

Friday 12 March 2010 15:39

hahahahah...i still cant stop laughing!!!!

ImaginaryFoe 0

Friday 12 March 2010 18:35

I didn't men could run and point at the same time so my mental image was floppy. Now that I've been enlightened, the first scenario is much more traumatic.