Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that my family and friends all laugh and compare...

By Anonymous - 11/04/2015 07:56 - United States

Today, I found out that my family and friends all laugh and compare me to Spongebob behind my back. Why? Because I'm 37 and still can't pass my driver's test. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I took my road test. I'd never had driver's training and my mom taught me how to drive. I failed the test so badly, and when I got home my mom admitted to having taught me how to drive completely wrong because she didn't want me to get my license as she thinks I'm too young. I'm 18. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2010 17:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I failed my driving test. I've been a legal driver in my home country for 8 years, but can't pass the test here. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2010 17:57 - Germany

Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML

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Great start

By MattClifford - 15/11/2020 17:01 - Australia

Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML

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By all tweened out - 20/02/2015 20:00 - Canada

Today, I drove alone for the first time since I passed my test. I kept getting weird looks from other drivers and got pulled over by a cop. He said I was clearly underage and was sure my license was fake. Almost half an hour later, he finally let me go. I hate having a baby-face. FML

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You can't see for shit

By Anonymous - 21/05/2021 18:01 - United States

Today, my parents still won't let me drive in the dark. I'm 30 years-old. FML

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Thanks for the support!

By Anonymous - 10/07/2024 06:00 - Egypt - Cairo

Today, I was asked if I realized how much of a failure I am compared to everyone else. Yeah, I'm 32, and I feel like a complete failure. Almost everyone around me is a success, money coming in, their own place, trips non stop, new cars, and all the fuss. The problem is that I was asked this by one of my parents. I'm really tired. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2015 17:34

Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML

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It's all too much

By twistedelegance - 19/07/2019 04:00

Today, I failed my driving test, and didn't get my great new job that a buddy helped me get. He got fired, and they won't hire me because he recommended me, regardless of how qualified for the job and how great the interview went. He called to tell me an hour before my driving test. FML

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Who's fault is that?

By junie b - 03/03/2022 22:00

Today, I failed my driving test. Why? Before I even began driving, someone hit my car while it was still parked. FML

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NickEd 11

Saturday 11 April 2015 19:48

what I learned in boating school is...

Shadowvoid 33

Saturday 11 April 2015 19:48

You must not be ready

Comments

xblaine 17

Sunday 12 April 2015 23:13

Well this makes me feel better about myself. I'm 16 and all my family and friends are rushing me to get my license but I don't want to yet.

malachite1357 11

Sunday 12 April 2015 23:32

All of the Spongebob jokes and references are making me so irrationally happy right now. These comments are the best :D

hailhydra 6

Monday 13 April 2015 0:06

Mrs. Puff isn't doing a good job at all is she

Shrimpin99 2

Monday 13 April 2015 2:00

This may sound a bit stupid but I honor you! I hate driving and wish i didnt even have a license.

PunkSenpai 9

Monday 13 April 2015 2:08

Put a radio in your head and have your best friend help you

badgercheese94 16

Monday 13 April 2015 8:17

It is not that hard to get a licence. I suggest you stick to your unicycle, buddy.

crazyharry631 5

Monday 13 April 2015 12:03

that sucks yea but at least it's mean in a way you can laugh

tamesenicole 27

Tuesday 14 April 2015 0:32

It's ok take your time next time

Nickiminajislyfe 20

Tuesday 14 April 2015 5:20

That's just sad

skepijohnson 11

Tuesday 14 April 2015 6:28

SpongeBob also has a great thigh gap. Your lucky

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