Intimacy: Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina.... - FML

By alaskan1989 - 22/01/2011 01:27 - United States

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Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML

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akes 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 8:00

Gross.

amarie2009 22

Saturday 22 January 2011 8:00

and you didn't feel that?

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sallen0046 4

Sunday 23 January 2011 0:16

How do you have a huge, infected anything anywhere near your ****** and not notice? Do you not maintain even basic hygiene? Cysts have little to do with appropriate measures of cleanliness, but through bathing should have made this "huge infected boil" extremely obvious.

Clonedskin 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 1:09

people are so ignorant now a days...

anma_fml 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 1:21

you shouldn't be fmling about this cause you know what? it's your own fault your boyfriend found out. unless he raped you. so shut up cause he obviously didn't since you wouldn't fml about being raped. ok? ok.

heyu7421 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 1:59

Come on! You didnt feel that?! REALLY?!

sadaffy 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 5:17

grossssss fyl :///

BeachSurfer94 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 6:14

that is really freaking gross

DB21 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 8:51

one word here :**** and FYL!

Mewzakuro240 0

Monday 24 January 2011 7:43

You look like Snookie... only uglier. I'm not sure how having an abbess makes her a ****. nor am I sure how that makes a valid, smart comment on your part...

lo1337a 1

Sunday 23 January 2011 9:18

It's on your VULVA, or it's INSIDE your ******.

itsssarahjane 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 14:43

Gross! That really sucks!

ReginalUT 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 15:24

Wow thats just nasty

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