Miscellaneous: Today, I dropped my pencil in Bio and I leaned over to attempt...

By colorfulgina - 12/12/2009 18:29 - United States

Today, I dropped my pencil in Bio and I leaned over to attempt to pick it up. Next thing you know it I tipped the desk over and I crashed onto my crush's lap with my face in his crotch. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Unknown - 09/02/2010 05:50 - United States

Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML

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Smooth

By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 02:58 - United States

Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML

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By nice guys finish last - 20/08/2013 04:01 - United States - Smyrna

Today, a kid in class dropped his paper on the floor. I held on to my desk with one hand and reached for the paper with my other hand. I lost balance and tilted both my chair and desk over, nailing the floor as everything on my desk hit the ground with me. He picked the paper up himself. FML

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Chilled

By Anonymous - 23/05/2024 06:00 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I was on a video call with my crush from work. Trying to look totally chill, I leaned back in my chair. The back of chair gave way, so I fell out of frame, and the only thing he saw before I disconnected was my foot in the air. FML

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Cool moves

By littlegirl - 07/05/2011 04:46 - Canada

Today, I was sitting with my crush at lunch. Trying to flirt, I tried to stare seductively into his eyes while sucking on my straw. I missed. The straw shot straight up my nose, causing me the worst nose bleed of my life. FML

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By perverted teenage girl - 29/11/2016 21:51

Today, my crush was giving a presentation in class. I zoned out and began staring off into space - which happened to be in the exact direction of his crotch. When I realized what I was doing, I quickly looked up at his face. He was already looking at me, with an expression of severe discomfort. FML

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Sorry

By Dang - 29/01/2017 18:00 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was in class with a water bottle on my desk. I was on my phone not paying attention, when some girl knocked it over by accident. I went to grab it, even though it was in the corner of my eye. I caught the bottle of water but I also happened to grab her ass at the same time. FML

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By Franigirl - 26/02/2011 05:34 - United States

Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class. When I was finished, no one clapped. On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face. That's when everyone clapped. FML

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School sucks

By Anonymous - 07/03/2025 15:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I had a substitute for science and I was standing at the stationary table when some other guy came over and made the thing wobble. The whole thing fell over and I got all the blame. Then I was sitting with my friends at lunch but another friend came back right when my crush was gonna sit next to me. FML

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By saxophone911 - 13/04/2013 15:52 - United States

Today, at school, I saw the guy I like at his locker. I decided to run up from behind and surprise him. I ended up accidentally slamming his locker on his fingers. FML

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Saturday 12 December 2009 23:15

probably the closest your going to get to it now

sportsnut 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 23:24

not too subtle but you may have gotten the message across

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spitfire35 3

Sunday 13 December 2009 7:59

If he's nice and has a sense of humor, then you could make this into a good thing. If not, then FYL

doof_fisch 2

Sunday 13 December 2009 8:23

I know an fml lady....who swallowed a "fly".....I don't know why.....she swallowed the fly.....Perhaps, she'll die.

Ninjaface 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 8:42

I think you picked up the wrong pencil.

badbunny 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 8:59

well at least the class wont make oral sex jokes.

Sugarlips_xo 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 9:06

lol nbd. good excuse to make jokes and talk to him now :)

crazyderrub 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 9:52

hahaha, maybe you did it on purpose! lol

Jonomazin 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 11:52

Just say he had a magnet in his pants.

lovemysnubber 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 18:00

if this happened to me and I thought about it fast enough I sooooo would have said this

KCID_GIB_ATTOGi 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 11:56

epic win, thats not an FML!!!

nyahahaha_fml 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 12:34

maybe he liked it?

Lisa89 3

Sunday 13 December 2009 13:16

**** your school for having cheap furniture. And lucky he laughed about it :)

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