Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to take a peek in my fiancé's vow book to see...

By KMO - 26/02/2012 04:09 - United States

Today, I decided to take a peek in my fiancé's vow book to see how far he's got. The only thing in there was the lyrics to a song from the movie Shrek. FML

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Same thing different taste

By tina247 - 24/01/2011 15:50

Today, I realised that my husband's vows were actually the love speech from 'When Harry Met Sally'. This was made even more humiliating when I discovered that he hadn't even come up with the idea himself, he had seen it in an episode of Scrubs. FML

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By wabbyfish - 14/03/2014 03:36 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my boyfriend asked me if we were going to become "that stupid couple that sings cheesy songs to each other." I just spent the past 3 months writing the perfect song that I was planning on singing to him tonight. FML

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Stuck in the past

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 05:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML

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By I_dislike_Twilight - 08/09/2011 12:52 - United States

Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML

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By he's mine - 14/11/2012 07:46 - United Kingdom - Harpenden

Today, I found my sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of my ex-boyfriends. And my fiancé. We're getting married in three weeks. FML

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By Rage - 08/10/2009 17:31 - United States

Today, while working on my girlfriend of three years' computer I found a file called 'My future wedding'. I assumed it was very old and decided to look through it. Of the list of 5 potential grooms I was not one of them. This didn't bother me until I saw that it had last been edited two days ago. FML

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By lil123 - 25/03/2012 04:40 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML

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By zippersaremoreimportantthansentiments - 01/02/2014 08:11 - United States - Montgomery

Today, for our anniversary, I sang my boyfriend a heartfelt, self-written song. The first thing he said when I finished was "Your fly is open." FML

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By ohmy. - 27/12/2010 17:52 - United States

Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML

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Shelve your plans

By anon17 - 18/03/2010 13:49 - United States

Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML

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chesoes 8

Sunday 26 February 2012 9:19

Hey those songs were actually pretty nice (:

x_KL_x 7

Sunday 26 February 2012 9:20

Sounds like he ain't the sharpest tool in the shed...

Comments

neroid 4

Sunday 26 February 2012 9:32

Accidentally in love, accidentally in looooooooove.

lifeisabitchthen 4

Sunday 26 February 2012 9:34

There are worse things in this world

clm123455 14

Sunday 26 February 2012 9:39

Don't peek next time. (:

Omegadolly 22

Sunday 26 February 2012 9:51

Which song? If it's "Hallelujah", which became popular after that movie, then it's a wonderful song. All of those songs existed before the movie anyway, and are perfectly valid for romance.

wisese 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 11:08

Exactly. Hallelujah is a Leonard Cohen song originally and it's gorgeous. People use song lyrics for vows all the time. There's no harm in using someone else's words to profess what's in your heart. Now stop being nosey and get out of his vow book op!!

deviable 9

Monday 27 February 2012 11:54

Though, hallelujah us about an old couple who are no longer in love, so it might not be the best choice for vows.

br0ccoli 14

Sunday 26 February 2012 9:56

"you are my fiona and i am your shrek. I like turtles."

juturnaamo 29

Sunday 26 February 2012 10:05

You disturb might natural emotions, make me feel like dirt, and I'm hurt...

waitwhatsgoingon 18

Sunday 26 February 2012 18:23

Little boy, Stop commenting on FML. every single one of your comments get thumbed down. We all know your not 26 years old and in the army. Stop! Bye

N0vemberaccou_19 4

Sunday 26 February 2012 10:13

A number of the songs in that movie, which existed before the movie, are actually beautiful and romantic and pretty serious. If that's a starting point for his vows, which, he has started and hasn't left for the day before like I'm sure many do, then it's not actually a bad start. Many people turn to poems or lyrics that describe how they feel.