By hayah - 21/02/2010 06:08 - France

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Today, I decided to not go to a strip club for the second Saturday in a row, because I didn't want to appear desperate in front of the strippers. FML
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uns211 0

how the **** do these fmls even get accepted :/

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XR6Falcon 0

but you are desperate and why would you care what a dirty stripper thinks of you?

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ILikePopCorn 0

haha #19 just made my day.

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ILikePopCorn 0

haha this is the stupidist most retardest FML ever.

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samuelmartin 0

33, they are not judging him because they are to busy worrying about being judged by him for striping.

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Dynoblaze 1

Dont stop going to strip clubs. single mothers and poor college chicks need your help.

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Yankeepunk 0

my buddies and I went to a strip club once and then one of my freinds went back like 5 times! the Strippers did Recognize him hahaha Strip Clubs are fun. just dont make it a weekly thing

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umhiimrawr 0

You will always look desperate at a strip club. It just means you have no dignity or respect for yourself or anybody else in the world. And even somebody as stupid and lacking self-respect as a STRIPPER realizes you're a desperate ****.

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yupishi 2

Has anyone else noticed how many intimacy FMLs ome from Nord-Pas-De-Calais? Is there something in the water over there that somehow influences people's sex lives?

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LizN 0

I hate judgemental people, why assume the girls have zero feelings and are ******? What club have you been going too? HELLO--- Penthouse Club--- Beautiful girls that have more money than most of the ignorant people with the derogatory comments!

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