Work Today, I am the costumer for my high school shows tonight was... - FML

AK Costume - 14/02/2016 09:50 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I am the costumer for my high school shows tonight was the last performance and we have to send all the costumes back to the rental company. We can't find a pair of $250 pants. I am responsible for everything and have to pay if we can't find them. There goes the money for senior prom. FML

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